Mom: You wouldn't be able to either if you had my high school teacher! Evil Cuban lady....She used to throw erasers at me!
Jessie: Did you just say razors? She threw razors at you?
Jessie: Well, then why are you complaining? I mean, if she had thrown razors at you like I thought you said, she would have really been evil!
Mom: ...Where did I go wrong with you?
Haha. Ha. Ha.
My family is weird.
Also, victory of the day:
Q likes to embarrass me with PDA as much as possible.
I really dig it when it backfires on him.
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Also, apparently I have a decent fan base in Denmark! Who knew!
Hello over there!
Got my final Christmas shopping done today. I did all my shopping with my cursed $50 Bath and Body Works giftcard.
Which, btw, still ticks me off!
Was it a gift? No. It was my pay check.
Every year, I do spotlight for my high school's drama production. Our drama department is a huge deal. In fact, they built a huge state-of-the-art auditorium for it last year.
Usually, plays have two spotlights. But in order to avoid training someone new, I'm the only one. I do all the parts.
[I consider it my yearly workout.]
They have a spotlight salary of $50 every year, so I always get paid $50.
When it came to the last night of the production last year, the assistant director came up to my booth with my pay....in the form of a $50 Bath and Body Works gift card.
I was ticked.
To begin with, I don't wear scented stuff, and besides, what am I going to do with fifty bucks worth of lotion, soap, and candles?
So, guess what my cousins are getting for Christmas!
May the force be with y'all!